Statusuri in engleza - The devil

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The third man said “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foottall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three
men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says.
The devil tells him that at least he learned something in engleaza and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago.
The devil asks him if he learned anything.
The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.